White House? Not Anymore

How best to humiliate the God fearing White Protest-ants whose ancestors built the once venerable White House?  U.S. President Obama finally figured it out.  I suspect that he wanted to paint his new digs black, but recently settled on lighting it “gay” to make his point.

Yes, I am a White Protest-ant and yes, the message is not lost on me.  Yes, I view this rainbow colored make-over as a desecration and yes, I think that our former wonderful symbol of freedom (the “White” House) should be torn down if we can ever get its present disrespectful tenants to move out.