Pills for Votes

Feminists hated it when we pointed out that the automatic transmission liberated them. Now they’re clamouring to get freebie birth control pills because they tell us that birth control pills liberate them. And liberation has suddenly become a health care issue because they get depressed when they are stuck at home. I think that health care should cover free automatic transmissions for feminists.

And I would suggest that in a spirit of fairness, all males should be given free vasectomies and a monthly cheque equal to the value of a packet of birth control pills.

I also think that free birth control pills and vasectomies should be offered world-wide because it’s not fair to depopulate what was once the greatest nation on earth. Who would offer a freebie to depopulate America? And what’s worse - Who would welcome this?

But let’s stay on topic. Democrats are pushing an election freebie, and freebies get votes in all third world countries.