Republicans Don't Get It

Naïve Republicans claim that Detroit will soon go under.  They don’t realize that President Obama personally rescued Detroit. Republicans point fingers just because the city is now in ruins.  They don’t realize that millions of welfare checks mean millions of votes for President Obama.

It was the same story in New Jersey after Hurricane Sandy.  Republicans saw wreckage and Democrats saw welfare votes.

And tribal brilliance dictates that when Democrats need more welfare money they simply print it.  Stupid Republicans just don’t get it.

If you are a Democrat you probably won’t understand my sarcasm – I am a Republican.