For The Birds

Bird lovers tell us that 269 million birds are killed in Canada every year.  I’ll bet you immediately bristled at the thought of the ducks that died needlessly in the Alberta Tar Sands.  The story made headlines world wide.  They went ballistic at National Geographic.

Nope – the biggest culprit – cats.  Cats kill millions of birds In Canada every year.

Speaking of millions – the evil Tar Sands guys paid millions in fines for bumping off 1600 ducks.  No, not 16 million ducks – 1600.

Just think of the tax revenue potential hidden in murderous fluffy kittens.  First you license them and then you issue thousands of dollars in fines if a Cat Catcher catches your cat on the doorstep.  Outside is enough.  Guilty.

Tar Sands, Wind Turbines and LNG plants didn’t even make it onto the Bird Killer List.

Seen a cat outdoors lately?  See a cat kill a bird?  I’ve got a bridge …