Obama Solves Jail Overcrowding

Don’t worry about going to an overcrowded jail after you finally accept the fact that you are a criminal because you can’t sign up on the Obamacare Website.  There will be lots of room for you in the slammer now that drug dealing is no longer a crime.  Obama really does care.  Drug dealers out.  Working stiffs in.

Let me guess?  I’m betting you voted for him and you fully intend to do it again if he doesn’t cancel elections to save money for the Insurance Companies on Wall Street.  They’re his biggest fans.