Garbage And The Plague

I have driven over thirty miles on occasion to drop off a battery at a recycle station so as not to bruise our delicate environment.  All the while the local garbage truck is spewing toxic liquids on our streets in a steady stream of dripage as it passes our homes to collect our carefully segregated garbage.

Some cities demand that residents purchase tags for their garbage bags.  Only tagged bags are picked up.  Those who cannot afford tags soon begin dumping their garbage in local parks and on side roads outside the community.

The public health implications of leaky garbage trucks and trash strewn country roads are monumental, but when the plague does finally arrive you will be told it’s your fault for forgetting to get a flu shot.