Message To Boeing

You tell us that the Pinger batteries in your flimsy Jumbo Jets only last for thirty days.  Guess what?  You can now buy batteries at your local grocery store that last for ten years.

And you say you’re not afraid to fly over deep water but your Pinger can’t transmit to surface now that  your 777 is at the ocean bottom.  Shouldn’t you have thought of that before?  You might just look like total idiots.

You probably didn’t know that the U.S. Sonar Transmission Station at Bangor Maine sends out radio signals that penetrate the entire planet killing dolphins thousands of miles away.  I’m glad we could have this little chat.

Not a single cell phone message from a plane full of cell phones?  Silly me.  I assumed that the plane was on Autopilot when the oxygen supply suddenly failed.  How do you explain the silence?

So once a plane takes off you’re not sure where it is until it shows up at an airport somewhere else in the world.  That’s comforting to know with 5000 planes flying helter skelter over North America every day.

The bad news?  Your blatant deceptions scare the HELL out of me.  The good news?  Nobody else seems to notice.