No No Nanaimo

The city council in this crumbling Canadian community recently turned away participation in a booked Video Conference featuring famous speakers that included Archbishop Desmond Tutu among other notables.  Why?  Because one of the Conference sponsors is a U.S. Restaurant Chain known for fostering Christian values that have discouraged homosexuality for two thousand years.

But the Nanaimo city fathers didn’t stop after they had put a dozen world leaders in their place. They launched a blistering public attack on Christians that has reverberated around the world on social media.  Nanaimo British Columbia is “inclusive” so long as you are not a heterosexual or even worse, a Christian.
When it comes to Christians, Nanaimo spews such venomous hatred that even Hitler would be afraid to set foot in the ruins of this little town that Christians built.

Yes, Nanaimo, we got the message and you’re right about this:  Christians are so few and far between today that you can crap on us from a great height without fear of losing a single pot customer.  But all of you complainers had heterosexual parents and most of them were Christians to boot.  I realize that your vitriol is aimed at them too and believe me when I tell you that I know how it feels.  I salute your Christian parents.  They built the village of Nanaimo out of their deep and abiding love for....YOU.