Is Obama Honduran?

Why does President Obama go to Honduras to find waifs to rescue, when they can easily be picked up on the streets of Washington D.C., Chicago or Detroit?  Fully one third of children in the U.S are now living on a Food Stamp diet.  Are 50,000 Honduran children at risk bunking in at U.S. Military Bases?  Don’t they have guns?

Perhaps the President could build “Residential Schools” for refugees, using the money he has saved by shutting down half of the schools in Chicago.  He is boarding up schools across the U.S. in his effort to improve education.  The Canadian Prime Minister could give the President advice on the thanks Canadians have received for building Residential Schools.