How To Care For Exploding Trains

You didn’t know that your local railway track now plays host to long, really long exploding trains?  Yup.  Warren Buffet owns the rails and he is making a fortune in the exploding train business.

But not to worry.  The Government of Canada has figured out what makes these trains blow sky high in the midst of our towns and cities.  The trains explode because the sleepy train driver forgets to set the hand brake when he goes to catch forty winks at the local motel.

Yes, these exploding trains have only one person aboard. Yes, it’s OK to leave a train unattended on railway tracks that pass behind your house.  On the side of a steep hill?  No problem.  We are assured that one need only set a hand brake, just like the one you don’t use in your car, and all will be well with an abandoned exploding train.

Feel better now?