A Fishy Fantasy

There is a rumor that an irate Indian has threatened to sue the Vancouver Aquarium after choking on a glass eye.  Aquarium officials explained to Global News that the artificial orb had been implanted to replace an eye lost by a fish that was being bullied by other fish.  The cost of the procedure?  Not to worry.  Canada has Socialized Medicine.

Nobody has asked the grumpy Indian how the glassy fish made its way to his dinner table.