Climate Change Humor

I 'm sure you believe the story that the ice will be gone forever in the Arctic in a matter of weeks or maybe years at the most.  Good for you.  Of course you will be disappointed to realize that people who live there know you are an idiot, even if they're hoping you are right.

You would never do it, but anybody can look up the daily temperature history for any northern community.  Try searching the stats for Resolute, for example.  Resolute is in the high Canadian Arctic, and the temperature in Resolute almost NEVER goes above freezing.  It's impossible to thaw ten foot thick ice if it's freezing cold summer and winter.  Look it up. I dare you.