Trump Walks Softly

But he carries a big stick, and he uses it to mercilessly beat the media over the head. Every time Trump says the word "torture", the media goes ballistic and Trump gets TV coverage for a week. He talks about torture, and hires people pledged not to carry it out.

Trump regularly tells the world that Mexico will pay for the wall. Media pundants go wild every time, and they talk about Trump's Follies for another week. In the meantime, each time Mexico objects, one more US manufacturer in Mexico shuts down and begins paying taxes in the US. Mexico has long since paid for the wall in forfeited taxes, and that's before Trump's proposed 20% tax on manufactured products coming from Mexico.

It's a Win-Win for Donald Trump. He makes fools of the media and gets unlimited publicity while he's at it.

Trump's Hands

Heterosexual males judge Donald Trump's masculinity by the sophistication and beauty of his female companions. Why do gay men obsess over the size of his hands?

Snowed on the Mall

The brain-dead Clinton low-lifes at CNN hate the fact that Trump gets record crowds wherever he goes, so on inauguration day they pulled out file footage of nobody on the Washington Mall to prove that there was no one there. Unfortunately, the garbage footage that they put forward showed snow on the ground. Any idiot watching the proceedings  was aware but there was no snow anywhere in Washington on inauguration day. If anything,  there was a hint of rain. Twitter went wild with the bogus snowy view of nobody home on inauguration day and CNN quickly put out a second lie to cover for the fact that their garbage footage showed snow everywhere.

CNN chirped that the mall was empty and white was because white tarps had been rolled out there for some mysterious reason. Unfortunately for CNN, any bonehead who looked at the video could see snow on the rooms as well. It will be a while before CNN points out that they also laid tarps out on the rooves.

Open Season On Trump

Hollywood and the media are both pursuing US President elect Donald Trump with a vengeance. It's open season on Trump, and this has quickly morphed into open season on Cops. Anarchy in the streets of America.

Did Trump Walk On Water?

No. This was not a miracle. The Trump story was so compelling that even the hackers who rigged the US voting machines helped him to win.

Inauguration Odds

I'm guessing that there is a $100 trillion bet that US President-Elect Donald Trump won't make it to the Presidency. That's my estimate of what greedy Wall Street stands to lose.

Are Women Stupid?

Hillary Clinton wants women to vote for her because she claims that Donald Trump does not respect them. I suspect that most females will vote on the basis of the pressing issues facing the United States and the World today.

Sorry Hillary. Women are brighter than you think.

The Sausage Emails

You're not too bright are you? There's no problem with Tony Sausage having thousands of emails from the US Secretary of State on his computer, because they are all duplicates.

Perhaps there are duplicate State Department emails from Hillary on the McDonald's website as well. You say that you suspect that some of these emails may be sensitive or even private in nature? A breach of security? They are duplicates. Get over it.

But you say that Tony Sausages a pervert. No problem. Hillary knows all about perverts. Enough said.

Hillary's Servers

My guess? Hillary's email servers are still up and they're running just fine. I've said this before. All drug dealers and other miscellaneous criminals have their own servers.

Another guess? You're voting for her.

Is Comey Covering His Ass?

My opinion? I don't think so. In fact I think he has put his life on the line, as has the entire Trump family, in an effort to rescue US freedom.

Weiner Or Pussy?

The US election now hinges on these two words. Wiener or pussy. Take your choice. You have no alternative. The greatest nation on Earth has been reduced to a laughing stock by the Clinton compulsion for deep sewer politics.

Billy In The Bushes

I'm a Republican, and I guess I began to worry about my allegiance to the Bush family when I realized that George Bush senior was traveling the world with Bill Clinton. What I didn't realize until recently was that the Bush admiration for the Clintons led them to name their offspring after Bill.

Now that we have watched Billy Bush working to destroy the credibility of Donald Trump I fully understand the scumbag nature of the Bush family as a mirror for the scumbag nature of the Clintons. Billy really is in the Bushes. Finally it all makes sense.

Sorry Donald

Billy Bush and Howard Stern have both apologized since they verbally assassinated Donald Trump. Can an apology help the victim of an assassination?

Have two media scumbags scuttled America's last hope of freedom?

Freedom Pussy Whipped

Trump said something naughty on a bus. Will American democracy evaporate over the word "pussy?" So many lives sacrificed in vain.

Hard won freedom squandered over a word?

Will Trump Survive Alive?

It has never been a question of whether Trump will win or lose. I have already told you that I suspect that Hillary owns the voting machines, and they are programmed in her favor.

The question is, can Hillary convince a less than brilliant American electorate that Trump has lost the election he has already lost? I think that Hillary has dug up enough irrelevant trash to make her case, so Trump will arrive at the finish line alive.

Hillary Runs The World - For Now

I cannot remember when the US media machine was anything but viciously Democrat. Hillary doesn't get credit for that, but it does explain why CNN, NBC et all will be totally irrelevant a decade hence.

Until recently, Trump was soaring on Twitter and WikiLeaks was shouting the truth about Hillary. Oops - Assange silenced on WikiLeaks. Twitter hacked. Omnipotent Hillary.

Trump Trampled

Nine women have come forward claiming that Donald Trump made advances of some kind or other toward them . Apparently unwanted kisses are considered to be sexual assault in the United States today.

300 million Americans know that Bill Clinton violated a teenager in the Oval Office. Sorry Donald. You lose.

Lying About Lying

Hillary is the best liar in the Democratic party today. That's why he is indispensable. She didn't just lie to her Party and all Americans about her failing health. She is lying to herself.

Standing Behind Hillary

Did Trump stalk Hillary in the second debate? He was clearly on camera behind her. Why?

Think back to the first debate. On the split screen Trump looked like he had come out from under a bridge, and Hillary looked deceptively like a spring morning in heaven.

That was all done with camera filters. In the second debate, Trump spent most of his time on Hillary's camera. He was not stalking Hillary.

Monica

Monica, Monica. Where art thou? CNN has sniffed in every dark place to ferret out anybody who might have cuddled up to Donald Trump, but they cannot find you.

I am genuinely concerned. Many Clinton co-conspirators have turned up dead. Are you hiding under a desk?