Hwawei Obama

When I first saw the word Hwawei, I thought it was another MSNBC cheer (as in Hurray) for the President (or was it a misspelling of Hawaii?)

As it turns out, a month before the election the Obama team suddenly noticed a possible Chinese cyber-security threat. The Chinese telecom company, Hwawie, was on the U.S. doorstep wanting in.  Sound ominous?

So the Obama team sprang into action.  They went to their Chinese made Iphones (full of Chinese computer chips) and called the Commander in Chief on the Spiffy Ride (I’m just guessing that Airforce One is loaded with Chinese computer chips).  Then they alerted the Pentagon (Thousands more Chinese computer chips at the Pentagon).

Next they spread the warning to all U.S. nuclear plants (totally managed using Chinese computer chips).  Finally they used Social Media (thousands of servers with millions of Chinese chips) to scare the hell out of everybody on the planet with their Chinese horror story.

Don’t forget to vote.