Social Workers Rule

Obama is a Social Worker and his brilliant liberal arts team hacked into Angela Merkel’s bulletproof cell phone but they are at a loss to figure out how to sign you up for Obamacare.  And yes, you will go to jail if you keep getting a busy signal at their Obamacare Website.

You say that you are homeless and your computer is out for repairs?  Sorry – no free health care for you.  Not to worry though.  Lots of Obama’s social workers to console you once you are behind bars.