Hello Lake Agassiz

We live in the Canadian Province of Manitoba.  Manitobans know that much of this province was once deep under the waters of an ancient lake called Lake Agassiz.  I suspect that the lake may be refilling as I write.

I believe that the oceans of the World are persistently warming because greedy mankind continues to dump unlimited quantities of hot nuclear waste in the deep.  Prevailing westerly winds over the warming Pacific Ocean are saturated with humidity.  This excessive moisture falls as rain causing devastating floods never before seen on all sides of our western North American mountain ranges. Water rushing east, eventually finds its way into the central continental basin, once known as Lake Agassiz.

Don’t fret over this though.  Calgary and Denver and hundreds of smaller communities will have to be all but washed away before anyone will take me seriously.  Here in Manitoba, corporate water hoarders are busy flooding out residents along the Lake Manitoba shoreline instead of releasing precious water downstream. They think that water is money, and anywhere else in the world this would be true.

My advice?  Why not take swimming lessons?