Elections: How To Take Down A Right Winger

Five Easy Accusations:

Candidate brought a family member on a business trip by plane.
He/she hired an undocumented foreign cleaning lady, thirty years ago.
Hired a hooker, thirty years ago.
Same-sex dalliance, unforgivable for a right winger.
A single profanity uttered during this lifetime.
Refusal to puff pot.
Worst possible offence??  CHRISTIAN.

Oops. That was seven accusations, and I could go on.  Be sure to vote.