Flint Flounders

You remember Flint, Michigan. It's the city that single handedly destroyed General Motors, once the greatest corporation on earth.  Michael Moore is famous for rescuing Flint the way President Obama rescued Detroit.

As it turns out, Detroit can no longer produce municipal water sufficient for its own use, so Detroit has cut off its supply of water to the city of Flint. Turns out that nobody in Flint is bright enough to figure out how to provide clean water for the city. They simply cannot get the lead out of their water and so they have declared an emergency. So far Michael Moore has not shown up to rescue the helpless souls floundering in Flint.