Surrogate Mystery Solved

I was at a loss to understand why the liberal US media began referring to Donald Trump supporters as surrogates several weeks back. Now the reason is clear, and it has nothing to do with the Donald.

Hillary Clinton will rarely be seen in public again as this US Presidential election draws to a close. The liberal media was simply preparing us for the reality that surrogates will take her place on the campaign trail between now and the election.

Hillary is ill, and there is really no need for her to show her face any longer. She can hardly climb stairs using a medically designed staircase when boarding her beautiful new campaign aircraft.

The voting machines have already been programmed for a huge Democratic landslide in the coming election. Sorry Donald.