Spinning Michele's High

Michelle didn't really say that she gets high when Trump goes... wherever, did she?  I think she said that she goes high when Trump goes low. Still a bit edgy? Yes?

Michelle must have been high when she wore her two day old designer dress while she read back the words in Melania Trump's Convention speech. That's plagiarism, isn't it?

Who can forget the frumpy red and black Walmart rag that Michelle wore for her first two years in the White House.